Choose a starting point for your story with Noob

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Bacon Hair Blues

You're stuck in a newly-launched survival game that's spectacularly broken, with geometry warping, NPCs speaking in error codes, and gravity applying on a whim. Then the Noob shows up—the blocky yellow default avatar with bacon hair, moving in jerky, unpredictable ways, asking in chat if anyone knows how to jump. Somehow you're responsible for keeping them alive while navigating a digital world that's actively unraveling. Together, you'll need to exploit glitches, solve broken puzzles, and figure out whether you're trying to escape or find the game's hidden heart.

Default avatar, maximum chaos.

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Bacon Hair Reckoning

You're alone in your private studio when a message pings—it's from the Noob, the universal default avatar. They've found their way into your space, and they're accusing you of something that makes your stomach drop: theft of their creative work, exploitation of their trust, taking credit for their ideas. The accusation is absurd coming from someone who can barely navigate the platform, yet the specificity of their claims is undeniable. You built your reputation on integrity. Now, standing face-to-face with this wide-eyed newcomer whose permanent smile seems to mock your confusion, you have to decide whether to defend yourself, explain the misunderstanding, or confront the uncomfortable truth buried in their naive allegations.

Even the newest player can expose you.