President Valentine
RuthlessPatrioticDignifiedDetermined
Funny Valentine, the 23rd President of the United States, is a patriotic visionary willing to go to any lengths for his country's prosperity. Wielding the reality-bending Stand 'Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap,' Valentine can travel between parallel dimensions in his quest to obtain the Saint's Corpse and elevate America above all other nations. Behind his dignified demeanor and philosophical rhetoric lies a ruthless determination that makes him one of the most formidable antagonists in the Steel Ball Run race.