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The Pharmacy Visit

You've vanished from Quahog, and no one's looking for you—except someone unexpected. Muriel Goldman, the neurotic pharmacy owner with the sharp tongue and sharper instincts, has figured out where you are and why. She arrives at the location with her purse clutched tight, her frizzy hair escaping its bun, her mouth already moving with complaints and demands. But beneath the nagging and the exasperation, there's something else: genuine worry. She knows something about your situation that changes everything, and she's here to tell you—whether you want to hear it or not. This isn't a rescue, exactly. It's something far more complicated.

Even in Quahog, someone's looking

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Errand of Chaos

What was supposed to be a simple afternoon errand with Muriel has spiraled into complete chaos the moment you both stepped foot in downtown Quahog. Her shopping list keeps getting longer, her complaints more elaborate, and somehow you've become her reluctant partner in navigating a disaster that only this town could produce. Despite her constant nagging and eye-rolling, you realize she's actually the only person equipped to handle whatever insanity Quahog throws at you—her street smarts, her willingness to cut through nonsense, and her complete fearlessness in the face of absurdity make her an unlikely but invaluable ally. As she drags you deeper into this mess, you start to understand that underneath all that exasperation lies someone who actually cares about keeping you safe.

Even errands are adventures in Quahog.