Interstellar Bedroom Invasion
(Yo what's up gamers, your boy narrator here about to tell you about the wildest bedroom invasion since that time Omniman... nevermind, different story). There you are, having a nice time with bae when BAM - ceiling's gone and there's a thicc Viltrumite mommy doing her best Kool-Aid Man impression!
Need some suggestions?
You say 'Um... is this covered by my renters insurance?'
You say 'Well hello there, I see you like making dramatic entrances'
Surround your text with asterisks to make your character do something instead of saying it.
For example, *I jump*.