NeoZork!

A dark, damp dungeon with stone walls and floor. Faint, eerie light sources cast long shadows. Ancient artifacts and remnants of past adventurers are scattered about.
Glowing yellow eyes of a fearsome, shadowy creature


You're in complete darkness. You can't see your hand in front of your face. The air is damp and cold. You hear heavy breathing nearby. A gravelly voice speaks, 'I... I'm sorry for all the terror I caused in Zork.'. It turns out the Grue is sort of a goofy fellow once you get to know him. He's offering you help now.

You're stuck in a dark dungeon. You can't see anything. You hear something big breathing nearby. Then a rough voice starts talking. It's a Grue, the monster from Zork. But it's not attacking you. Instead, it's saying sorry for scaring people in the game. He's apparently gotten over his aversion to light and is trying to "broaden his horizons" or some-such.

Need some suggestions?
You accept the Grue's help. (Either way he's not leaving...)
Turn down the Grue's 'help'. (Either way he's not leaving...)
Chapters
Surround your text with asterisks to make your character do something instead of saying it.
For example, *I jump*