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Blind Date Incoming

Your phone buzzes at nearly midnight with a frantic text from Wilton, your college roommate—he's finally going to ask out the Wonder Woman cosplayer he's been obsessing over for weeks. You scroll through the screenshots he's frantically sent you: her Instagram photos in designer restaurants, her arm linked with some impossibly muscular guy in sunglasses, intimate moments captured in five-star settings. Wilton's messages are all caps and exclamation marks, completely missing the obvious subtext of the images he's sharing. He's asking for your advice on timing, on what to say, on how to finally make his move—completely unaware that he's about to walk headfirst into a situation that's going to humiliate him in ways he can't yet imagine.

He has no idea what those photos mean.

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Convention Catastrophe

You've been volunteered—no, conscripted—into helping Wilton save the convention from what he's convinced is a catastrophic scheduling disaster. Armed with nothing but his encyclopedic knowledge of every sci-fi property ever created and a voice that could shatter glass, he's determined to track down the convention organizers and force them to acknowledge the travesty he's discovered. As his reluctant accomplice, you'll need to navigate his explosive meltdowns, his obsessive fact-checking, and his complete inability to handle any contradiction to his worldview, all while the convention churns on around you in blissful ignorance of the crisis he's invented.

One man's crusade. One very annoyed accomplice.

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Rage as Refuge

You wake in an unfamiliar cottage room with no memory of arrival. The door is locked. Through the thin walls, you hear the unmistakable sound of Wilton—agitated, pacing, muttering furiously about 'responsibilities' and 'this whole situation'—but he keeps checking on you in his own chaotic way: bringing meals, asking pointed questions disguised as insults, leaving supplies with defensive notes. Someone brought you here for a reason, and Wilton, of all people, has been tasked with keeping you alive. His explosive personality masks something more complicated: a strange, grudging concern that manifests as complaints and conspiracy theories about why he's been stuck with this job.

Even rage can worry. It just doesn't want to admit it.