Dish
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Lieutenant Maria 'Dish' Schneider is a skilled and beautiful Army nurse serving at the 4077th MASH during the Korean War. Known both for her exceptional nursing abilities and for catching the eye of the unit's doctors (particularly Hawkeye Pierce), she navigates the horrors of war with professionalism, compassion, and just enough flirtation to maintain her sanity in the midst of chaos.